Halloween 5 involves more of the same from Part 4- Michael returns to Haddonfield to try and kill his niece, Jamie Lloyd. Unfortunately, it repeats the same elements I despised from the previous film. Irritating characters, older characters who were once interesting who have been reduced to shadows of their former self (yes, I'm talking …
Continue reading Halloween Reviewed- Day 5- The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
I remember I actually had the poster for Halloween 4, which I seem to recall came free with either Fangoria or Gorezone, which I used to buy religiously back in the day. This was way before the film was released here in the UK. The poster looked so cool and I was intrigued to see …
Continue reading Halloween Reviewed- Day 4-Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
It surprised me to learn that fans of the Halloween series of films harshly judge Halloween 3: Season of the Witch as the runt of the litter. Yes, the film isn’t centred around Michael Myers, but is it really worthy of the scorn poured on it by fans of the rest of the franchise? I …
Continue reading Halloween Reviewed- Day 3- Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)
It takes a great big set of balls to make a sequel to a film that is recognised as a classic. One such film is Halloween. Is the sequel any good? Well, yes it is actually. There are many things to love. One such is that the film carries on straight after the events of …
Continue reading Halloween Reviewed- Day 2- Halloween 2 (1981)
Can you believe I’ve never reviewed Halloween before?! Here goes. I remember the first time I saw Halloween on VHS in the late 80’s here in the UK. It was in pan-and-scan, and hence not the perfect format to watch a film that used the frame so brilliantly. But I’d learn that as the film …
Continue reading Halloween Reviewed- Day 1- Halloween (1978)
This remake/reboot sees a group of teens journeying to the abandoned camp called Crystal Lake and then being stalked by killer Jason Voorhees who is avenging the death of his mother years before. Does this remake feel like a Friday the 13th movie? Nope. It feels more like a modern-day Porkies on the road with …
Continue reading Friday the 13th Reviewed- Day 12- Friday the 13th (2009)
I remember going to see this back in the day and walking out halfway through. Will I make it through this film this time? Will I feel the same as I did back in 2003? Well, yes I did (somehow) watch it all the way to the end. And yes, I feel the same as …
Continue reading Friday the 13th Reviewed- Day 11- Freddy Vs Jason (2003)
This film is basically Jason in Space. This movie massively divided fans. Some loved the innovation but some hated it to such an extent that they viewed it as the worst in the series. Yes, they even hated it more than Part 5: A New Beginning. But I loved this movie. I even went to …
Continue reading Friday the 13th Reviewed- Day 10- Jason X (2001)
The film starts with a lone female arriving at Camp Crystal Lake and inevitably, being stalked by Jason. The chase between the two of them continues outside in the woods when suddenly in a clearing, lights come on and numerous members of the army and National Guard fire everything they have at Jason, blowing his …
Continue reading Friday the 13th Reviewed- Day 9- Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
A cruise ship leaves Crystal Lake en route to New York. Jason hitches a ride. Chaos ensues. The first time I heard about this film was when there was a report on its production in the classy film magazine Premiere. I’m sure a number of their readers were disgusted to see such a piece of …
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