World-famous author Paul Sheldon crashes his car whilst driving in a blizzard but is rescued by nurse and super-fan Annie Wilkes who has read everything he's ever published as well as reading and viewing every interview he's ever given. Sheldon finds himself trapped with multiple injuries including compound fractures to his legs meaning that he …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween- Day 11- Misery (1990)
Carla Moran is violently raped by a seemingly invisible force. She tried to tell the people around her about what has happened but finds only resistance as her family and friends don't believe her as she didn't see who assaulted her especially when she says that her house was locked up when it happened and …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween- Day 10- The Entity (1982)
This film has the best plotline of any movie in the history of cinema. Really! Joan Collins stars as a stripper in a burlesque joint. Her co-star is a gypsy dwarf named Hercules. He makes advances on his co-star but when she knocks him back he places a curse on her unborn baby making the …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween- Day 9- I Don’t Want To Be Born (1975)
The children of a New Jersey town are disappearing at a very fast rate and the adults of the same town are being slaughtered in ways that suggest a strange death cult are behind this. Could there be a connection? The first time I ever heard about this film was when I saw the trailer …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween- Day 8- Beware! Children At Play (1989)
Ramon the baby alligator gets flushed down the toilet. 12 years later Ramon is now living in the sewers where he has ingested hormones that have made him grow massively. He's also very hungry. Alligator is a fantastic horror film that also has a brilliant sense of dark humour. But this isn't one of those …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween- Day 7- Alligator (1980)
I read about this in Fangoria and Gorezone in the late 80s and it looked so demented and gory that I didn’t know if it would actually be released in the UK. But, quelle horreur, it was released and uncut as House 3 part of the House franchise. On being fried in the electric chair, …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween- Day 6- House III: The Horror Show (1989)
Eddie Turner steps on a landmine whilst serving in Nam and loses his limbs as a result. His fiance Winifred is a physicist and looks to her former teacher Doctor Stein (his name is a red flag already) who has recently won the Nobel prize for his work regarding DNA and so may be able …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween- Day 5- Blackenstein (1973)
Following a very messy suicide involving a shotgun (there's a cameo by Ruby Wax who stars as a secretary), the American Ambassador to Britain position is now made vacant. It's then filled by one Damian Thorn, businessman, politician and Son of the Devil. This was the job once held by his father, y'know, the one …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween- Day 4- Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)
I first saw this movie on VHS when I spent a year in Sydney, Australia. There was a Civic Video just off the red light district of Kings Cross that had a stash of low budget horror movies and other obscure titles. This was manna from heaven for me as I rented them all. One …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween- Day 3- Werewolves on Wheels (1971)
Jessica, her husband Duncan and their friend Woody arrive at a new house in the country that Jessica and Duncan have bought. When they arrive they are surprised to find someone squatting there. They ask this person, Emily to join them for their evening meal and then to sleep there for the night. The next …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween- Day 2- Let’s Scare Jessica To Death (1971)
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