I was going to write my own plot outline for this masterpiece but I love the one that Google provides- ‘A bizarre fat woman (Divine) and her misfit family compete with a Baltimore couple (David Lochary, Mink Stole) to be named the filthiest people alive.’ Perfect. Waters purposely set out to make a transgressive piece …
Continue reading John Waters Reviewed- Day 3- Pink Flamingos (1972)
Lady Divine runs The Cavalcade of Perversion (key attractions- The Puke Eater, The Bicycle Seat Sniffer and ‘two queers who actually kiss on the lips’). But this is actually a front as she robs any of the squares who come to see the show. Alas, Lady Divine has grown tired of just robbing the patrons …
Continue reading John Waters Reviewed- Day 2- Multiple Maniacs (1970)
I first saw this classic when I was a late teen, studying for my A-levels at college in 1994. My friend taped this for me on the same tape as Last House on the Left. With it being copied from a copy, the picture and audio were crappy, but somehow this added to the experience …
Continue reading The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Reviewed- Day 1- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
One of the first video sleeves I ever saw was for The Amityville Horror which just so happened to be on one of my favourite video labels, Guild Home Video (the people who have ever seen the opening ident for Guild will know why I love it so much) in one of the first video …
Continue reading Amityville Reviewed- Day 1- The Amityville Horror (1979)
Can you believe I’ve never reviewed Halloween before?! Here goes. I remember the first time I saw Halloween on VHS in the late 80’s here in the UK. It was in pan-and-scan, and hence not the perfect format to watch a film that used the frame so brilliantly. But I’d learn that as the film …
Continue reading Halloween Reviewed- Day 1- Halloween (1978)
Emmannuelle Prevert is the wife of French ambassador, Emile Prevert. As he has more interests in keeping fit, Emmannuelle seeks to satisfy her desires with lots of men across London. This was the Carry On I was most intrigued by and, perversely, the film from the series I wanted to investigate the most. Is it …
Continue reading What A Carry On!- Day 30- Carry On Emmannuelle (1978)
In this instalment the team take on the genre of…the recent That’s Entertainment compilation films of old Hollywood films as this is, erm, a compilation of clips from the Carry Ons. Kenneth Williams and Barbara Windsor introduce the clips and I really liked their chemistry (it reminded me of when Williams was presenting Wogan and …
Continue reading What A Carry On!- Day 29- That’s Carry On! (1977)
Captain S Melly is sent to a mixed battalion to sort them out and finally install some discipline into them. But when they’re more interested in other kinds of conquests, this will be far from easy. Yes, there are many absences from the cast with many of the regulars not appearing. But we do get …
Continue reading What A Carry On!- Day 28- Carry On England (1976)
Major Leep has purchased a campsite and on digging a new cesspit, discovers what he thinks are Roman remains. Cue Professor Crump and an expert on all things Roman, Professor Vrooshka. There is also a varied, colourful and entertaining array of campers on site. Even though we don’t get the writing of Talbot Rothwell or …
Continue reading What A Carry On!- Day 27- Carry On Behind (1975)
Richard ‘Dick’ Turpin (or ‘Big Dick’ to his mates) is robbing the wealthy in Upper Dencher. At a loss regarding how to remedy this, Captain Fancey and Sergeant Jock Strapp (!) employ the services of Reverend Flasher who can hopefully put a stop to Turpin’s thieving ways. Carry On Dick really is the end of …
Continue reading What A Carry On!- Day 26- Carry On Dick (1974)
Meathook Cinema 