As the film’s title suggests, a monster is hiding in people’s closets and killing them. However, a rookie journalist, scientists, and the army are hot on its trail.

With this being a Troma film, I was expecting, at the very least, some spectacular gore. But no, this is a *gag* horror comedy that’s so bland and tame that all I can think is that, at one time, Troma was thinking of moving into the PG-13 arena. They didn’t pursue this idea maybe because this film is so anaemic.

Don’t waste 90 mins of your life. Watch one of Troma’s classics instead (Bloodsucking Freaks and Mother’s Day instantly spring to mind).

1 out of 5 stars