Druids invade a small town, looking for a rare blood type to resurrect their leader. Invasion of the Blood Farmers is a freaky, almost psychedelic early 70’s film that has the garish colour palates of the clothing of the era. I loved the depiction of something out of the ordinary infiltrating the humdrum life of …
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I had heard so many great things about this movie, the risque British Alien rip-off that stood on it's own as a great piece of cult filmmaking. I was expecting a Galaxy of Terror type film. Boy, was I wrong! Inseminoid smacks of a quick buck being made on the back of Alien with the …
Continue reading The Video Nasties Reviewed- Section 3- Day 39- Inseminoid (1981)
A small hotel has just opened on Love Island (!) that is specifically aimed at newly weds and couples madly in love. But guests are going missing and are being found butchered. How is this happening? Oh boy. Another dull as dishwater slasher movie with characters who are only one step away from cardboard cutouts, …
Continue reading The Video Nasties Reviewed- Section 3- Day 38- Honeymoon Horror (1982)
A PCP-addicted bodybuilder escapes from an asylum that he was placed in after he butchered his parents years before. He descends on a ranch in which a group of friends are celebrating Thanksgiving and terrorises them. Sometimes I know that I’m going to hate a film with a passion within the first couple of minutes. …
Continue reading The Video Nasties Reviewed- Section 3- Day 37- Home Sweet Home (1981)
In the 80s I was obsessed with A Nightmare on Elm Street. Because of the popularity of this film, an earlier Wes Craven film was re-released on video in the UK. That film was 1977's The Hills Have Eyes. I first saw the video for this release on a video store’s shelves whilst on holiday …
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You know the drill- women in prison who are badly treated and then plan to overthrow their captors. This is pretty generic stuff- nudity, humiliation, cat fights, degradation… The overall tone is pretty grim but I’m yet to see a Women In Prison film that has an optimistic outlook on life. This film was denied …
Continue reading The Video Nasties Reviewed- Section 3- Day 35- Hell Prison (1980)
An artist, Arthur, is robbing a woman’s apartment. She is asleep on her bed but the noise he’s making wakes her up. All she can find to defend herself is a spoon (!) which she uses to gouge one of his eyes out with. With now only one eye, Arthur becomes obsessed with gouging out …
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A slasher movie directed by J. Lee Thompson (Cape Fear) and starring Melissa Sue Anderson (she's a long way from Little House on the Prairie here!), Glenn Ford and Lawrence Dane (Scanners). Someone is bumping off college students in innovative ways. Who could the killer be? Even though the methods of murder are unconventional (barbell, …
Continue reading The Video Nasties Reviewed- Section 3- Day 33- Happy Birthday To Me (1981)
A runner, Laura, literally drops dead after winning a 200-meter race. Her sister, who is in the Navy, comes to town for the graduation ceremony in which her sister will be honoured. A killer then starts bumping off Laura's teammates. But who is this murderer and what is their motive? I still can't believe that …
Continue reading The Video Nasties Reviewed- Section 3- Day 32- Graduation Day (1981)
An ex-bouncer has just been released from prison. He’s recruited by a nightclub owner who is having problems with local gangsters. G.B.H. is one of those movies that made me think, ‘What the hell have I just watched?!’ as the end credits rolled. Imagine a film that is shot on video, is set in Manchester …
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Meathook Cinema 