A couple buy a house in Amityville to renovate. You can guess what happens next. Spoiler- there’s the body of a murdered priest in the cellar (I think. I kept drifting off which is never a good sign).

Notice that this ‘film’ (and I use that term loosely) isn’t even about *the* house but just *a* house in Amityville. What a cop out.

Do you ever instantly forget you’ve watched a film because it’s so bland? That’s this film.

I expect this film could be shown uncut on afternoon TV, it’s that harmless.

Please don’t waste your time.

1 out of 5 stars