A recently orphaned young woman finds she’s been left an old theatre in…Amityville. Strange shit starts to go down.

Another cool premise, another missed opportunity.

This time around the filmmakers steal the ‘six must die’ premise from John Carpenter’s The Fog. Don’t be fooled- this isn’t even a thousandth as entertaining as the 1980 masterpiece.

It must take some kind of inverse talent to make a really uninspired, unscary and dull film about such a potentially evocative setting as an old theatre in Amityville (of all places). But they’ve managed it.

1 out of 5 stars