The Clowns are a shock rock group who look like a cross between The Sensational Alex Harvey Band, Sgt Kabukiman and your average Goth and like to pretend to stab, mutilate and kill groupies on stage. It becomes problematic when someone starts to actually kill groupies who have come to see the band in real …
A new adaptation of Dracula, you say? And it's Japanese animation?! I'm fricking there! Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned follows Drac as he falls in love with a woman who is meant to be a new bride for Satan (!) but is stolen by our favourite winged vampire. He even becomes a dad! As you'll …
Continue reading Review- Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned (1980)
A serial killer known as 'The Banana Killer' (bananas are found at the site of his murders) is terrorising a town in Southern California. He turns out to be akin to the missing link between man and an ape. He falls in love with a local young woman and resorts to kidnapping her when she …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween 2024- Day 31- Schlock (1973)
When the lead in a new opera version of Macbeth is run over, her young understudy has to step in. However, there are shady goings-on with a killer on the loose. I love Opera. I remember the kills were shown as part of a horror module I took at university, and I couldn't wait to …
A curfew has been placed on all women in Miami Beach due to a killer being on the loose. Could it be the work of a random serial killer or the local Egyptian caterer who is sacrificing young women to an ancient god? I first heard of Hershell Gordon Lewis' Blood Feast through reading Incredibly …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween 2024- Day 29- Blood Feast (1963)
This Italian film concerns an acting troupe rehearsing a musical who find out that they are locked in their theatre with an actor cum serial killer who has escaped from a nearby psychiatric hospital. This Micheal Soavi-directed shocker is a banger from start to finish. I love that the characters are either bitchy, conniving, horny …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween 2024- Day 28- Stage Fright (1987)
After he is bitten by a giant poisonous killer snake, Jason Kincaid finds that he has a psychic bond with the reptile from hell. The premise of this film is like a foreshadowing of the future masterpiece Jaws The Revenge. There are other links with everyone's favourite shark in that Mr Snake likes to fling …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween 2024- Day 27- Spasms (1983)
A psycho black cat is on the prowl and killing people. Lucio Fulci 'freely adapts' Edgar Allan Poe's story. I never knew that Fulci had shot a film in Britain. And it's glorious! Beautifully shot by Sergio Salvati, this is one of the most picturesque Fulci movies I've ever seen. Add to proceedings a fantastic …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween 2024- Day 26- The Black Cat (1981)
A couple go camping in the woods. When they're advised not to go in a certain direction, obviously, they venture there. When they save a little girl's life, the girl's hillbilly father invites them to dine with him and stay in their tent on his land. The next morning they meet his son- who just …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween 2024- Day 25- Geek! (1986)
A woman living alone in a remote house in woodland feels like she's being watched and that someone may have invaded her home. A man calls around out of the blue to use her phone as his car has broken down. And so ensues a night of psychological sparring with the stranger who seems to …
Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween 2024- Day 24- The Caller (1987)
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